Over 5 months now

Over 5 months now and still nuffink about minis what type of mini web page is this.

Ok ok, ill have a little rant then....

Minx has got problems yet again!  heater not working, minx is bubbling up again when being driven..... the steering is horrendous - she only wants to go straight, turning is nightmare... oh and she needs washing, the well driven look is definately in with minx...!!!

lol so far mine hasnt had thing not working like minx. it tends to be big things like engines, driveshafts snapping, cv joints exploding and ive had a hub break apart as well. plus numerous times the exhaust has fallen off, once on a dual carriageway which was funny. also ive had the battery fall out of the tray onto the road, eing dragged along by the cables, and loads of other stuff. my car is quite famous around the local garages.

So you think you have problems It takes five minutes for the smoke to clear every time I start nessie up. The soot on the back panel nolonger comes off with a wash and now needs a dose of Tee cut. The rain stills comes in throught the windscreen and drips on me clutch foot and the sun roof drips water on me head. The boot is stilled  filled with bits from camping and Lejog. The back side pockets our filled with hand outs and I do not want to know what else and the door pockets are filled with little furry sweets.  

if it makes you feel better, one of my wheel arches is missing a rivet and it rattles soemthing terrible when i drive... apart from that it is pure class, and goes twice as far as everyone else on a tank of petrol!


(and even further when it goes to devon on the back of an AA truck!)

It won't when you put a 1300 engine init.

Yea but don't you have to keep changing the streering wheels because you like the odd bite or two.

that's all hearsay you know. and lies. i much prefer party rings. in fact that might be the problem. i get so hungry i start hallucinating that the steering wheel is in fact a big party ring....

See what I mean less than 8 replies and we have gone from a serious thread on mini  back to food how do we do that.

Thats michelle for you

it could never be a serious thread - look where it is

Quoted from admin

that's all hearsay you know. and lies. i much prefer party rings. in fact that might be the problem. i get so hungry i start hallucinating that the steering wheel is in fact a big party ring....

Uuummm sounds good to me. a giant pink (or purple) party ring, you could have a little nibble as you drive along.(princesswink)

Looking at those party rings makes me feel hungry. Just finished off the chocolate instead.(puke)

well thats no 3 for me i have now done the head gaskit in my other van (leon)

so mystery machine blew the diff still going to be 2 weeks on that (angry)

the yellow van needs a enging replacement i nackerd that (m_thumbsdown)

and now the other one i hope thats it now looks like i am going to castle coombe in the scamp hope jus got a coat

Minx is really bugging me now - i have one day off work today which is rare - thought I would have a lie in - fat chance - 8.30 in the morning all the phones in the house ring until i wake up just so i can be asked where my locking wheel nut key is so they can try and fix her - to which i respond they should know that answer already as they were last ones to touch the thing.....

I hate minis right now

Hay Michelle,
We Know a Man, that Knows a man, that lives across the road, from a Lady that works in THE Factory (p4_lineup)

That is not fair favouritism, Michelle is not a very friendly person, she wicked, she nicked all the party rings from the Children who went to Lukes Birthday party and she smiled as she done it, those poor children looking under their sandwiches for the party rings and Michelle didn't put them out. (p2_eek) As close as I can get to party rings

wow! a whole factory full of party rings! what heaven!

(p1_thumbsup) (p2_clap) (p2_taz)

Michelle there was eight party rings up there last night and now there are only six.

nah! you're seeing things. or not as the case may be....

Quoted from TheGirls

Hay Michelle,
We Know a Man, that Knows a man, that lives across the road, from a Lady that works in THE PARTY RING Factory.

Is he single?  

Quoted from TheGirls

THE WIRE THING IN OUR BOOT HAS SNAPED .............CAN WE MEND IT WITH A PARTY RING?

Don't know, but you could nibble on a party ring while you think about it.

  Why the colour choice of the party rings Pink and Purple...............I  wonder but will stop there!!!!

  tea urn

  cookies for me, please.

Go & have a large coffee or (p4_tea)

  Just had a larte (dodgy spelling) with hazelnut syrup and it was lovely.


   tea urn

LATTE(p3_83)

I was just about to spell it out for him, but I could not find one of those swigs that the French use.

But I have faith in admin to sort it out for us (p3_10) cheers admin.

  I love my Mini's

Quoted from TheGirls

But I have faith in admin to sort it out for us (p3_10) cheers admin.

eh? what? what am i sorting out? what have i missed?

Those funny things the French .Put above the word Latte

Quoted from tea_urn

  I love my Mini's

and my cups of Tea
(p4_tea)

oh - an accent - like wot one of these is 'é', to be used like so:
latté latté latté latté latté latté latté latté latté latté latté latté latté latté
(p3_cheerleader) (p3_cheerleader) (p3_cheerleader) (p3_cheerleader) (p3_90) (p3_90) (p3_90) (p3_90)

C I NEW U WOOD NOOOOOOO WHAT IT WAS

i have my moments!

Magic Moments.......(merlin)

I feel bewitched



   tea urn