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Terry
September 28, 2005, 7:50pm Report to Moderator
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Due to circumstanes beyound management control the position of lead car for lejog has once again become vacant and all lejog applicants are welcome to apply. Previous experience is not necessary as on route training will be given. Good personality and a sense of humour essential, must be able to make discussion under pressure, some map reading experience would be helpful.
No selling involved.
Please send C.V. to the management along with a full report from your asylum certifying that you are legally insane and mad enough to be lead car for lejog.

Please remember you lead others follow well most of the time.


BEAR FORCE ONE     Terry is a muppet on the end of the arm of Tony Bear
I LOOK, I LISTEN, I LEARN AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THE FUNNY FARM EVERYDAY
Bear force One. Working thrice as hard, for thrice as many children, getting to the funny farm three times as quickly Not long to go now then.
  
        
                                                           http://www.bearforceone.co.uk

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The position of lead car has been filled by some one who already knows the way and has done it 3 times before.


BEAR FORCE ONE     Terry is a muppet on the end of the arm of Tony Bear
I LOOK, I LISTEN, I LEARN AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THE FUNNY FARM EVERYDAY
Bear force One. Working thrice as hard, for thrice as many children, getting to the funny farm three times as quickly Not long to go now then.
  
        
                                                           http://www.bearforceone.co.uk

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party-ring
September 28, 2005, 8:16pm Report to Moderator
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute



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i think terry's stuck with us lot - he keeps trying to get rid of all of us but we're all still here!!


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mmm...party rings!!!!!
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September 28, 2005, 8:32pm Report to Moderator
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dont worry everybody, if your clothes get creased matt has a new cordless iron, and he has plenty of time to learn how to use it b4 lejog.(p3_62)


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tea urn
September 28, 2005, 8:36pm Report to Moderator
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A new cord less iron,  where does that fit into an engine bay..............oh yes its an integral part of air horns.  

   tea urn(p3_22)  (p3_15)   (p3_57)  like this group, reminds me of some people I know


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Leanne
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so what's this iron thing you keep talking about then?
it's not something i'm familiar with although you'd never guess to look at my wardrobe!
(p3_14)


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mmm...party rings!!!!!
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You can have it if you want Michelle


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stop trying to get out of doing everyones ironing matt


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what would i do with that then? i can't eat it, i can't drive it... nah not interested!


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mmm...party rings!!!!!
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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't
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Thats what i thought when Terry gave it to me (p3_96)


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where ever when ever bring it on 118 got your no
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Matt, good job you did not end up with the Hover 'thing' ...I gave it 2
 
she is so house proud (if she lived on a boat, she would polish the water)



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Shut up..........Plonker...............
Tell Mat I have a Baylis Radio
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Mat Kathy has a windup RADIO..........................
Can I call 999 now
............Will you Shut Up
TheGirls (Batty) & Her NastyNus
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That Really OWwwww...
Its herts .....
just give me the.... MOUSE


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TWO IS GOD
TWO I GOOD
TWO IS GOOD
I
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        OR WAS it just 42?
...............................Sleeps


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tea urn
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Is that 2 ginger nuts??


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OH YES ..........


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  Will have to buy sooem ginger nuts at the weekend and try them out in a cuppa tea.  Can you OD on ginger nuts??  If so what do you need to do to get back to normal.....did I type back to normal, twit!!!

  tea urn


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 Wooo    Hoooooooooo on the urn front, i am liking that a lot.  

   tea urn


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Hi TEA URN..........Try this out
(p4_tea) ......nice ?
(p4_lineup)
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(p3_96)
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(p3_49)


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Does tea make your nuts soft ??

What does it do to party rings ??

   tea urn


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