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Monty Python Spam Song Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) bloomin' Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! (msnbat)(msnbat)(msnbat)(msnbat)(msnbat)
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Famous at last, stick with me and I will make you all movie stars, well sort of.
BEAR FORCE ONEÂ Â Â Â Terry is a muppet on the end of the arm of Tony Bear I LOOK, I LISTEN, I LEARN AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THE FUNNY FARM EVERYDAY Bear force One. Working thrice as hard, for thrice as many children, getting to the funny farm three times as quickly Not long to go now then. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â http://www.bearforceone.co.uk
congratulations!!!! can i have your autograph? swap it for a pack of ginger nuts? that's why i couldn't find a copy of mini world-you've bought them all! will have a look as soon as i find a copy.
Just a small question are you coming to the christmas meal.
BEAR FORCE ONEÂ Â Â Â Terry is a muppet on the end of the arm of Tony Bear I LOOK, I LISTEN, I LEARN AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THE FUNNY FARM EVERYDAY Bear force One. Working thrice as hard, for thrice as many children, getting to the funny farm three times as quickly Not long to go now then. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â http://www.bearforceone.co.uk
congratulations!!!! can i have your autograph? swap it for a pack of ginger nuts? that's why i couldn't find a copy of mini world-you've bought them all! will have a look as soon as i find a copy.
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The Girls That Like Toys The Bat Is Back & The Ship Is Not Sinking
Web Whatever I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute
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i think you are all off your (p4_tree)
mmm...party rings!!!!! http://www.blowin-tyres.co.uk | http://www.justgiving.com/blowin-tyres Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't
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it is funny though - specially when you listen to some music that he's in time with
mmm...party rings!!!!! http://www.blowin-tyres.co.uk | http://www.justgiving.com/blowin-tyres Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't
select concorde 2 brighton then like 'heartbreaker' thats your only task for the day....do that then do whatever you want, easy! http://toursupport.grahamcoxon.co.uk/
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on the subject of music - you just can't beat cheesy music. not mouldy cheese. no. but good classic bouncy cheese - there's nothing better.
(Braddick's Music Man comes very firmly under the category of extremely smelly, furry mouldy cheese - in case anyone is interested! )
mmm...party rings!!!!! http://www.blowin-tyres.co.uk | http://www.justgiving.com/blowin-tyres Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't
cheesy music is good. i have loads of cheesy music on my ipod along with all the other music ive got. theres more cheese at braddicks than i have ever heard before
select concorde 2 brighton then like 'heartbreaker' thats your only task for the day....do that then do whatever you want, easy! http://toursupport.grahamcoxon.co.uk/
BEAR FORCE ONEÂ Â Â Â Terry is a muppet on the end of the arm of Tony Bear I LOOK, I LISTEN, I LEARN AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THE FUNNY FARM EVERYDAY Bear force One. Working thrice as hard, for thrice as many children, getting to the funny farm three times as quickly Not long to go now then. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â http://www.bearforceone.co.uk
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