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I had to go to the Hospital today to have a lump removed from me neck and no I don't mean me head. As I was lying there and the doctor came up with the blunt sissors I said to her " Not alot of people know this but we could of made a fortune today" "How " was her reply " Well I could of sold tickets to all the people who hate me, They would pay a fortune to watch someone cut my neck with the hope that you might slip and cut my throat" With these sissors there not much chance of that was her reply. I didn't really see them but they felt like the plastic ones you get at christmas in a cracker.
BEAR FORCE ONE Terry is a muppet on the end of the arm of Tony Bear I LOOK, I LISTEN, I LEARN AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THE FUNNY FARM EVERYDAY Bear force One. Working thrice as hard, for thrice as many children, getting to the funny farm three times as quickly Not long to go now then.
And thats not all the other day Linda brought home her mothers washing from the hospital where she is staying broke her whist and hip) It was in a plastic bag in the conservatory and I had this strange thought that it was rubbish and dumpped it in the bin. Had to go to M&S today and buy her some new clothes today. Wish I had sold tickets to me neck job.
BEAR FORCE ONE Terry is a muppet on the end of the arm of Tony Bear I LOOK, I LISTEN, I LEARN AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THE FUNNY FARM EVERYDAY Bear force One. Working thrice as hard, for thrice as many children, getting to the funny farm three times as quickly Not long to go now then.
Yoooooouuuuu jest she blames me for throwing her mothers washing away.
BEAR FORCE ONE Terry is a muppet on the end of the arm of Tony Bear I LOOK, I LISTEN, I LEARN AND TAKE A STEP CLOSER TO THE FUNNY FARM EVERYDAY Bear force One. Working thrice as hard, for thrice as many children, getting to the funny farm three times as quickly Not long to go now then.
Yoooooouuuuu jest she blames me for throwing her mothers washing away.
well - you just admitted that you did - so she's got you bang to rights there!
hope the scotch doesn't leak out the hole in your neck and that you aren't in too much pain....
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Snippet says that there is this fab green thing in Morrisons carpark called a clothes bank but unlike all the other banks its free !!!!! i shud know as i went there last night and got my spiderman pyjamas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My old workplace decided that they would recycle the old uniforms one year and they were all sent to Africa - however, our uniforms were wool mixed dark grey suits that were very uncomfortable to wear even in spring here - let alone an african summer in all that heat.
Everytime I watched any reports on the plight of Africans I kept looking ofr anyone in my old uniform.
OH NOOO lol throwing the clothes away ooops, i would have paid to be a fly on the wall when you found out about that. i know i should not laugh but its very funny.
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