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should be funny Rita trying to tell a rude story in a manner suitable for a public forum lol!
that's what i was thinking! and i have to admit i'm intrigued!! could keep her busy for the next week trying to censor it!
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Who said it's rude it's funny and I'd keep it clean. I can send it privately if not
I guess that shows where our minds are, as we all seemed to assume it would be rude..... I know it's got to be funny, as I've been in stitches at your stories before
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just had an idea for the tail-if you can't get pink fabric Penny you could do normal 'Wolfy' colour with a pink bow tied round the end for the breast cancer symbol?
Ok here goes-a quite funny story about a green shield stamp! Some 20 years ago I used to sell Ann Summers party plan. I would be reliant on my hostess offering her guests plenty of wine and alcohol to loosen them up. One party an elderly lady,loud but full of character told us this story.
She had been for a hospital appointment and the specialist said he needed to examine her "down below ". He left her a short time to prepare herself and she decided she would like to give herself a quick wipe...... She rummaged down the depths of her handbag and found an old tissue . She did the necessary and then waited for his return.
After the examination he thanked her and told her it was the first time he'd been given one of these. On the end of his finger he had a Green Shield stamp that must have got caught up in her tissue! True story..... I still chuckle at it.
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