The Slice and Dice cometh....

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Im sure as we speak Rita is stocking up on padded envelopes


I'm doing my Sainsburys on line order tonight.......
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what a mean streak you lot have! I shall be very cautious with my post!!


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I'm sure you'll be operating at 100% very soon Michelle. My Op last year was only for a part of yours, but I was fine within hours, and wished I'd had it done long before.

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I could ask the surgeon to perform a pea implant.
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I could ask the surgeon to perform a pea implant.


NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm having bits removed, not put in.

Of course, looking on the bright side - how much does a gall bladder weigh? - it's got to do a bit for the weight loss surely?


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good luck with the op Michelle

It is an unknown fact that the anaesthetic that is commonly in use --Beeyrids--sometimes causes a rare reaction in that afterwards the patient has an intense urge to eat Peas

so perhaps we should all stock up ready so we can send you lots and lots and Lots and lots you lots and lots and Lots and lots you loyou lots and lots and Lots and lots ts and lots and Lots and lots you lots and lots and Lots and lots you lots and lots and Lots and lots you lots and lots and Lots anyou loyou lots and lots and Lots and lots ts and lots and Lots and lots d lots you lots and lots and Lots and lots you lots and lots and Lots and lots you lots and lots and Lots and lots you lots and lots and Lots and lots you lots and lots and Lots and lots

Im sure as we speak Rita is stocking up on padded envelopes


Royal Mail is gonna love u lot!! LOL!  Should I inform your local sorting office of the arrival of lots of padded envelopes with peas in!!!!!!!!!  
I hope all goes well huni, I am sure you will be fit as a flea in no time!!!  



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Hope all goes well Michelle   will be thinking of you xxx


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Michelle, re. the weight loss: I asked the surgeon how he managed to get mine out through such amall holes in my belly. He said that they stuffed a plastic bag in my stomach, cut the gallbladder loose and shoved it in the bag, which they then pulled out. I asked him why they did that and he replied that the gallbladder, although the size of a Conference Pear, deflated when it was detached, and was only a few grammes of flesh, swollen up by the half litre of pus that was inside it! The reason for the plastic bag was to contain the pus.
You asked!!

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Michelle, re. the weight loss: I asked the surgeon how he managed to get mine out through such amall holes in my belly. He said that they stuffed a plastic bag in my stomach, cut the gallbladder loose and shoved it in the bag, which they then pulled out. I asked him why they did that and he replied that the gallbladder, although the size of a Conference Pear, deflated when it was detached, and was only a few grammes of flesh, swollen up by the half litre of pus that was inside it! The reason for the plastic bag was to contain the pus.
You asked!!

R.


Thanks for that, I'm glad I wasn't eating my trifle when I read this!


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Michelle, re. the weight loss: I asked the surgeon how he managed to get mine out through such amall holes in my belly. He said that they stuffed a plastic bag in my stomach, cut the gallbladder loose and shoved it in the bag, which they then pulled out. I asked him why they did that and he replied that the gallbladder, although the size of a Conference Pear, deflated when it was detached, and was only a few grammes of flesh, swollen up by the half litre of pus that was inside it! The reason for the plastic bag was to contain the pus.
You asked!!

R.



eeeew - that is seriously 'orrible! I think i'm having a bigger slice as i think the replumbing in of the liver needs more room. the doctor said they sometimes have to do 2 cuts like an L, but they should be able to get away with one on me....

had the surgical pre-assessment today and I'm normal - they said so - so there!!! apparently it won't hurt at all as they do an epidural, so that's alright then. up and walking after a couple of days she reckoned..... depends where they put the easter eggs if you ask me....




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