The Slice and Dice cometh....

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It is an unknown fact that the anaesthetic that is commonly in use --Beeyrids--sometimes causes a rare reaction in that afterwards the patient has an intense urge to eat Peas


mum said when she read that she thought it was serious, since penny now works in an environment where she might know such things.... then realised...   made me laugh all over again!


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I'd change doctors if I were you Michelle - someone so seriously deranged wouldn't get close to me with a knife!

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Quoted from richardjackson99
I'd change doctors if I were you Michelle - someone so seriously deranged wouldn't get close to me with a knife!

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how wude!


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before the  --Beeyrids--- they used the type called ----Sundif---

(with my spelling im amzed OB worked it out i mustnt be as bad as i think)


sometimes my mind not only wanders it goes off on its own


                                                                
               
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Quoted from penny
before the  --Beeyrids--- they used the type called ----Sundif---

(with my spelling im amzed OB worked it out i mustnt be as bad as i think)


That could be open to debate Penny  




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Thanks for that, I'm glad I wasn't eating my trifle when I read this!



But I was.......Ukkkk  



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We will all be thinking of you, OK wishing and hoping that your be better before Lejog or who else would Carol have to argue with.
Just think your be able to laze around in your pj's all day clicking on to the computer screen over your bed. Not much different to a normal day then, except you will not be able to laugh, so expect a few funny jokes coming your way.


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thank you so much! to be honest - i'm scared of what Rita might be planning - i was there when mum read the pm she got from her - and she was laughing very hard.......


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Just want you to know that Nicola goes in for a c-section on April 1st , seems baby is in a breach position and as he weights about 9lb it's the only way he will get out.
So you wont be the only one ending up with a scare this week. Those bakers are never happy unless they are stealing the glory. Good Luck and we will all be thinking of you. just thinking about starting a tote to see how many toy Ronald McDonald's pop out when they investigate.


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Give her our love and hope all goes well - three grandchildren eh  




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